Save Dakota Fanning!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Wedding Bells = Dakota's Safe. For now

Yahoo! News Claims Wedding Date

Hollywood's most high-profile engaged couple have finally set a wedding date.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will marry in Italy on Nov. 18, Cruise's representative, Arnold Robinson, confirmed to The Associated Press on Tuesday. Holmes will wear a dress designed by Giorgio Armani, Robinson also confirmed.

The wedding date was reported by Us Weekly magazine on its Web site.

No wonder Katie's been the practicing anorexic.

Will Tom be forced to wear a bra for his man titties, though?

With Tom safely locked up in the bonds of a heterosexual marriage with an adult of the age of legal consent, will Dakota finally be safe?

Considering how fast our girl is growing up, soon she'll be looking like this

And I'm sure tom will be all over her once again.

We cannot stop the good fight.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Dress Up Dirty Suri Cruise


Dress her up like her little alien self in all sorts of gear by following the link

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

My Dear Katie....

Anorexia is treating you well already...

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Nice hearse. Is it for your dear career?

Friday, October 13, 2006

Do You Like My Crazy Teeth

I hope everyone remembers their stations, because the long rumoured TomKat wedding seems to be drawing nigh. The dress is her something new, her fiancée Tom Cruise is her something old and Victoria Beckham's look is her something borrowed. What's something blue? All her fans who are crying, Katie, don't do it!

While the 27-year-old Katie was visiting France with random new gal pal, 31-year-old Victoria, she stopped into the Chanel store in Paris for some retail therapy (the only kind of therapy permitted by her belief system, Scientology). When she left, she told Star magazine that Chanel's Karl Lagerfeld was a favourite designer of hers.

"His work is exquisite," she said. "I'm interested in everything Karl produces, including wedding dresses." That bomb just drops out of nowhere! I encourage you to read it again, it's still a shocker.

Now I don't know why she's talking to all these celeb mags, but also during her Parisian girl power party she dropped another hot tip right into Us magazine's mouth. Showing up 40 minutes late for the Yves Saint Laurent fashion show, she told the mag, "I'm picking clothes for my closet. I've already chosen my wedding dress." This girl's chucking scoops like she's delivering the newspaper!

During her jaunt through Paris, Katie underwent a noticeable Posh-ification, dressing in big diva sunglasses, prissy white blouses and puffy skirts. I guess she doesn't have to rely on the Joey Potter wardrobe now that she has access to the Cruise millions.

Now, it's long been reported that Victoria and David Beckham are anxious for a big break in North America, because apparently they're not famous enough here to hock their fragrance line, though I think the reality is that we know who they are, we just don't really care. So how convenient that Victoria and Katie are bringing each other attention on opposite sides of the ocean. It's like they're on a celebrity cultural exchange, though the exchange seems to be more of a What Not To Wear experience from the former Posh Spice to Katie.

As for a wedding date, the World Entertainment News Network has played it safe and circled the month of November as their prediction. So long as we're taking random guesses, I'm feeling like the wedding will happen suspiciously close to the October 30 DVD release of Mission: Impossible III. Right now I'm feeling pretty good about Tom and Katie, but if my prediction comes true, I'm ringing my scam alarm.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

I call BS twice

So, rumor on the street

#1: Kidman called up Holmes, told her to go ahead and marry the creep.

Now, let's be serious. She knows he's Teh Crzee. Why would she encourage anyone to marry him? Sounds like Glib Publicity to me.

#2: Katie is hungry for another baby.

Only because she's been starving herself to get thin. She's hungry for anything she can stuff in her mouth.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Pee to the Ess

Look at Katie's "hand"


If Mommy's all over Europe, instead of being a good little girl and staying home with baby, which nanny (or, dare we dream, MANNY) is watching wigwearing Suri?

Studying Up For The Pro Ana Quiz

First, everyone is concerned that she lose weight.

Then, she starts spending time with Posh Spice, aka Alien Tits, Slim Jim Body.

Bit now, one of the queens of thinspiration is at her side:

Oh, Katie, you're too fat to be friends with Kate Bosworth.

Your chest will never be concave enough.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

How They Met....AWWWWWWWW

It keeps getting weirder: according to FOX news, "Talking to some insiders recently, I discovered that Cruise — when he invited Holmes to join him in Rome right after they met in April 2005 — gave the young actress a credit card with a $100,000 spending limit. He told her to go back to New York and buy whatever she needed for the trip.

Additionally, Cruise, friends say, did indeed have Katie’s car overhauled the day he met her. The order of events seems to have been an eight-hour meeting — yes, an eight-hour meeting — with Cruise to discuss “Mission: Impossible 3.”

During this time, Cruise told Holmes he didn’t like the dents and scrapes on her car, and took it from her. When he returned it the next day, it was like a miracle body lift had taken place. The rest is history.

I’ve said it before, and I will say it again: no one whom Holmes knew prior to her meeting Cruise has seen or heard from her since then. None of her close friends ever received word of her relationship, pregnancy or birth of baby Suri. And nearly none of them expect to be invited to a wedding.

“It’s very sad,” says one ex-friend. “She was a great girl.”

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Um, wow.

Once again, that doesn't look anything like her.

I cry foul!

Friday, October 06, 2006

Props to Go Fug Yourself

POSH: So, er, Kat(i)e... is that what you're wearing to the Chanel show?

KAT(I)E: Yes. Tom picked it out. It's amazing. He said it made me look extraordinary.

POSH: That's lovely and all but don't you think it's a bit... much?

KAT(I)E: Tom told me that now that I'm an extraordinary childbearing woman, I should dress like one.

POSH: Well, you look like an extraordinary childbearing curtain in Chaka Khan's brothel, sweets, I'm just being honest here.

KAT(I)E: Is it not amazing? Really?

POSH: It's not that bad. It just doesn't work for this occasion, babes. I mean, look at me -- aren't we going around together so that you can study me? You want to look chic and sleek, not bleak.

KAT(I)E: You're so smart. This is so exciting.

POSH: I was in the Spice Girls. We did a lot of rhyming.

KAT(I)E: I am a thrilling woman.

POSH: Look, I'm going to level with you, Kat(i)e. It's great that you're trying to prop up your boobs, really-- I have made a career out of that -- but the bloody gown looks like it's weighing you down, it's way too much for a daytime event, and Kat(i)e, love, you're not to wear closed-toed shoes with something that aggressive, okay? You might as well be wearing loafers, babes. Frumpalicious.

KAT(I)E: This is so amazing. I can't wait to be a mother. Tom and I are really thrilled.

POSH: Er...what?

KAT(I)E: I am enjoying my courses in Extraordinary and I can't wait to be a Tom Scientology baby.

POSH: Bloody hell, this girl's malfunctioning. I can't work with this, people. Hello? Can any of her minders fix her?

KAT(I)E: The wedding is in two Suris but she's doing thrilled! I am excited to be Scientolmazing! Leah Remini amazatology!

POSH: Oh, bollocks to THIS. I need a drink.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Rule #1 Of Becoming Anorexic:

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Wednesday, October 04, 2006


Tuesday, October 03, 2006


Tom, if Katie's so McFattFatt, why are you the one with bitchtitties?

L:ooks Like Tom Wants Katie Anorexic

It seems Tom Cruise has a new mission these days -- helping Katie Holmes reclaim her former hardbodied physique. According to sources close to the couple, Tom has become "very concerned" about her appearance these days, and has become directly involved with Katie's workout regimen as a result.

According to sources, Tom is willing to do whatever it takes so his bride-to-be "looks the best that she can walking next to him down the aisle."

In addition to joining her strenuous workout sessions, Tom also makes sure that Katie's strict workout schedule goes without interruption by personally booking babysitters for the kids.

Katie has developed quite a fondness for pumping iron, something she was unable to do while pregnant with Suri. Since the birth of her daughter, Katie is said to be hitting the weights at least 4-5 times a week, focusing on building muscle in her shoulders and back.

As TMZ first reported, Katie has recruited the help of the Buff Brides fitness program to help squeeze into her sleek, form fitting strapless wedding gown.

Let's take a look at Katie's most recent outing pictures:

Hello Fatty #1:

Hellow Fatty #2:

Yeah, Katie, you are MEGA FAT. You need to slim WAY down, Fatty McFatt Fatt

Monday, October 02, 2006

Celebs Rockin' "The Suri"