Save Dakota Fanning!

Friday, September 29, 2006

Outrage as US baby wig craze hits Britain

Celebrity wigs designed for babies up to nine months old and are set to hit the market, to the outrage of children's charities.

...Michelle Elliott of Kidscape said as well as unnecessary the wigs could be dangerous.

"Wigs are incredibly uncomfortable for a start. Babies are wonderful but dirty little things and the last thing they need is a wig."

The wigs are manufactured by California-based firm BabyToupee and cost £14.

The firm's website says its aim to "show that while parenting can be a great responsibility, it can also be a source of endless amusement."

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

See? She's Too Thin Already!!!!!!

Remember Tom talking about how she's going to lose all that weight? And then the rumors of her playing Posh in some craptastic made for tv movie?

Well, she looks skinnier than before she got "knocked up" out of wedlock.

Katie and Tom were doing their favorite thing this weekend. They
watched Conner's football game after returning from Vegas. The couple
couldn't have looked happier and Katie has every reason to be smiling. After
showing off baby Suri she is now showing off her skinny body. Apparently
she worked hard running and working out with a trainer to get back to
her size 6 shape. Looks like all of that hard work paid off.

Seriously I don't think I've ever seen parents without their children
more than they are! Has that child left the house more than twice


Nice diet soda, fatty.

(pee ess: looks like Tom's dipping into the wig factory, too)

See? She's Too Thin Already!!!!!!

Remember Tom talking about how she's going to lose all that weight? And then the rumors of her playing Posh in some craptastic made for tv movie?

Well, she looks skinnier than before she got "knocked up" out of wedlock.

Katie and Tom were doing their favorite thing this weekend. They
watched Conner's football game after returning from Vegas. The couple
couldn't have looked happier and Katie has every reason to be smiling. After
showing off baby Suri she is now showing off her skinny body. Apparently
she worked hard running and working out with a trainer to get back to
her size 6 shape. Looks like all of that hard work paid off.

Seriously I don't think I've ever seen parents without their children
more than they are! Has that child left the house more than twice


Nice diet soda, fatty.

(pee ess: looks like Tom's dipping into the wig factory, too)

Sunday, September 24, 2006

All Suri, All The Time

And proof that Suri is a pimp.

In The Butt

Just another creepy Scientologist.

Suri, I'm Sorry

Suri Cruise: Behind The Magic


Joan Rivers Knows Fake When She Sees It

You don't know the history of ugly. Joan Rivers does.

The US comedienne singled out the five-month-old daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes during her comic routine at top venue Cutting Room, in Manhattan, on Wednesday night (09.20.06). Referring to Suri's appearance and thick head of hair in the family's recent Vanity Fair photo shoot, Rivers said: "She's obviously Asian and wears a wig." Rivers - who is renowned for her cutting comments - also took a shot at new mother Angelina Jolie. She exclaimed: "She can catch fish in her big lower lip." Her comments come as the "Tomb Raider" actress and her partner Brad Pitt launched their own charity to help tackle extreme poverty and the spread of AIDS. The Jolie/Pitt Foundation has already given $1 million to the Global Action for Children and another $1 million to Doctors Without Borders. The couple, who are well known for their humanitarian work, have two adopted children - Maddox, five, and 18-month-old Zahara - and one biological daughter, four-month-old Shiloh Nouvel."

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Scientology: OT Level 8 CONFIRMED

It all makes so much sense now.

Friday, September 22, 2006


KATIE Holmes is set to return to the big screen as Victoria Beckham in a blockbusting film based on her husband David’s meteoric rise to fame. The 27-year-old fiancée of Tom Cruise is said to be "moved" at the prospect of playing 32-year-old Posh with whom she has become good friends. Tom, due to tie the knot with Batman Begins star Katie in a few weeks, suggested the Real Madrid star’s story to his former studio Paramount before they parted ways. The canny bigwigs are thought to have promptly "optioned" the idea before splitting with Tom last month. And although he won’t be starring as David, 31, it’s thought he’ll be producing or directing or advising on the script. Our Tinseltown tongue-wagger said: "Tom has a brilliant grasp of what the public want to see and thought David’s story was wonderful. A football star emerges from humble origins, there’s drama within the matches and romance in his love affair with Victoria at the height of her pop star fame. "At the time Tom was seeing quite a lot of David and Victoria. The quartet are very close friends and the Beckhams would only be happy about their story being used if Tom and Katie were involved. "Katie is perfect to play a young Posh and has been working on her accent. Tom wouldn’t work as David however, the physical difference is too marked. "Tom really wanted David’s character to be played by a Brit." Actors in the running include Britpack faves Jason Statham, 34, and Paul Bettany, 35.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Chris Klein: You are NOT The Father

Oh, she looked so normal then....

I ran into Katie Holmes' former flame Friday night at Runway for Life at the Beverly Hilton. Chris, his new, fairly presentable g-friend, Ginnifer Goodwin, and other celebs like Anna Kournikova and Cindy Crawford hit the runway to raise money for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital.

One word for Mr. Klein during my Suri inquisition: Unflappable. After some obligatory career chitchat, I got to the million-dollar question on every gossip's minds and mouths. "Have you seen Vanity Fair?" I asked. "I have indeed, yes," Chris replied, politely yet succinctly.

"Any thoughts?" I pressed, as inquiring minds (like yours and mine, natch ) so want to know C.K.'s feelings regarding the new insta-nuclear fam that is Tom&Kate&Suri.

"I think they look so lovely and so happy, and I'm really, really happy for them," he said semisincerely, and rather repetitively, without batting an eyelash of irony regarding his ex, the former Katie Holmes. Jeez. Now, I was über-impressed Mr. K. hadn't bolted off the carpet or given me the hand yet, so I figured why not go there? You know: There.

"What do you think about the gossip that Suri looks like you?" I said, quasi-innocently, but really not. "Do people ever ask you about that?" I was fully prepared for the American Pie performer to throw an apple job in my face, or at least to walk away.

But Chris stayed and answered!

"I've never had anyone ask me that before," he replied, ever so thoughtfully. Could he actually have been telling the truth? Hmmm. "I haven't even heard people talking like that." (Obviously, the dude doesn't read the rags.) "It's definitely them, and they look so beautiful," he surmised.

"Are you and Katie still in contact?" I asked, for good horse-corpse-beating measure.

"We've been so busy that it's hard to keep in touch," he explained. Ding-ding-ding! That would be the sound of my way nosy questions coming to a close. Big snaps for Chris...He was a great sport the entire time. The almost beefy boy (with a nice bum) came off sincere and not the least bit bitter. So, either TomKat ain't even a blip on his radar, or he's a much better actor than I thought.



"Now listen to me very closely. I want you to tell me everything. I want to know what the weather was like when you drove to the estate, outside London to meet Tom Cruise. I want to know the names of streets you traveled on to get to the country house where you say you and Tom Cruise wrestled and had sexual relations. That's what you are saying, right?"

Now Red seemed to have collected himself and responded with a very short, but direct, "Yes.".

"Where was Nicole at the time? They were shooting a film, right? Tell me the name of the film they were doing when all this happened."

Red softly answered, "Eyes Wide Shut."

Anthony blasted Red. "I didn't hear you."

Red fired back, so loud he could be heard in the neighboring office, "Eyes Wide Shut!"

Throughout the hour and a half interrogation Pellicano delivered his questions in rapid fire succession. I noticed that Red, at times, seemed frazzled at the simplest questions. But I have to give it to him. He, surprisingly, held his own. However, I had no doubt that Pellicano intended to shake him up, trying to see if he would fall apart under pressure.

"Look at me when I am talking to you!" Pellicano did not ask, he demanded. "Describe the sound of Tom Cruise's voice? What distinguishable marks does he have on his face? And, I'm going to tell you that right now. There are distinguishable marks that you can only see up close. So, if you are lying to me, I'm going to know."

The master interrogator dominated the scene - and - seemed to truly enjoy it, shooting off questions without pause; without seeming to take a breath. One after another. On and on. Consecutively, in staccato fashion. "What color is his hair? What shape are his eyebrows? Tell me about his eye lashes? Are they long? Are they dark, or are they lighter than the hair on his head? How tall is he? Is he left handed or right handed? Do you know? Did you see his penis?"

The merciless grilling continued non-stop. Red did not have a second to think. Pellicano did not want him to falter, hesitate or take a breath or pause long enough to create or invent a tale. He wanted the truth and nothing but the truth. He conducted one of the most masterful interrogations I've ever seen. I got to see first hand, the maestro at work. What a learning experience. I sat in silence, on the edge of my seat.

The bombardment questions continued. "What was the limo driver's name? You say there were two men who took you to Tom Cruise' country home outside London. What were their names?"

"I remember one of them. A big burly looking guy named Mickey." Red detailed the stocky, barrel-chested limo driver right down to his hairy knuckles.

"What gate did the driver use to enter onto the property? You say the home was outside London. Where outside London? Describe the landscape. Did you walk upstairs into the house? What door did you enter through? Were there security guards? Once you entered the premises did you walk down down a hallway to a room?"

Red's mouth appeared to drop open but no words came out. He seemed to be dumbfounded, but eventually he came around answering all of Pellicano's questions in great detail.

" Describe the room where you wrestled and had sex with Cruise. Were there pictures on the wall? Were the windows curtained or did they have shutters? Were they draped? Describe the paintings you saw on the wall."

After an hour, Red became so petrified, he began looking away and stuttered when he spoke. I thought Pellicano would cause him to either crack or shit his pants. Strange as it may seem, however, Red survived Pellicano's brutal questioning.

Anthony later pulled me aside and said, "I think this kid's telling the truth. I find him to be credible."

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Brad Pitt is, at least TALLER

Brad Pitt is reportedly being lined up to replace Tom Cruise in 'Mission: Impossible IV'.

Tom was recently dropped by Paramount Studios dropped because of his "unacceptable conduct" in public and the lacklustre box office takings of the third film in the franchise.

Now it seems bosses are set to turn to Brad to rescue the ailing franchise.

One industry insider told Britain's London Light newspaper: "'Mission: Impossible IV' will not include Tom's character, agent Ethan Hunt.

"They're considering a brief mention, saying Hunt retired to live a safe life with his new wife.

"They're set on Brad taking over as a gutsy new head operative who puts together his own unique team of specialists."

Yes, Fugly, That's Our Baby

TOM: Kate, what do you think of my hair?

KATIE: It's amazing.

TOM: I set the Flowbie to stun. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. No, seriously, I actually just set it to "long." You don't think I look like a boy-bander? I think I look like a boy-bander. A little bit. A little boy-bandy.

KATIE: You look amazing.

TOM: What about my suit? Do you like my suit? Is my suit too movie-premiere-y for a soccer game?

KATIE: Your suit is amazing. Everyone wears Gucci to their child's soccer game. Gucci is amazing.

TOM: Are you being sarcastic?

KATIE: I haven't been sarcastic in 18 months. My head hurts too much.

TOM: Have some vitamins!

KATIE: Uh-huh.


KATIE: Vitamins are amazing. Scientology rocks.

Wedding Bells, or Hells Bells?

The "Batman Begins" star gave birth to fiance Tom's daughter Suri in April and the pair planned to tie the knot this autumn. However, Katie allegedly told a visitor to the isolated Colorado retreat where she has been staying with Suri and Tom's family that she is unsure about making a "commitment" to the "Top Gun" actor. According to Britain's Sunday Mirror newspaper, she told the visitor: "I don't have my own life any more. I'm not comfortable." A source added: "The wedding dress is bought. Tom's two adopted kids from his marriage to Nicole Kidman will be there, but just where and when is up in the air." Katie is nervous about making a commitment to Tom and the early excitement of their love affair has worn off." Katie is apparently worried that being Tom's partner and the mother of his child has got in the way of her own film career. The actor is said to have any film scripts his fiancee is considering read by advisors from the Church of Scientology - of which he is a prominent member - for their approval. Despite Katie's apparent concerns, Tom, 44, has told family and friends to be "prepared and ready" for a wedding any time soon. The nuptials are reportedly set to take place either at the Scientology Celebrity Center, in Los Angeles or at their home.

any they say dreams don't come true! ha ha!!!! now, Quick Katie: Grab Suri and run to her REAL Baby daddy!

Monday, September 18, 2006

Wedding Bells?

Are Tom Cruise's seemingly frigid tootsies finally warming to the idea of taking Katie Holmes in sickness and in health, in E-meters and image makeovers, until death -- or Xenu's return -- do they part? Word is the PR-battered actor plans to promote the onetime starlet from baby mama to the third Mrs. Cruise sooner rather than later.

"Wedding is days away!" Us Weekly declares of hirsute Suri's smile-happy parents' plans to make things permanent. "Katie and her mom take charge of last-minute details as the date is finally set."

The cover story, which is a little light on specifics for the "closely under wraps" nuptials, comes just days after the release of their much-scrutinized Vanity Fair snaps and accompanying rhapsodic profile.

It also comes 15 long months after Cruise clamped a 5-carat diamond ring on Holmes' finger, an Eiffel Tower-set proposal that was made a mere two months after their red carpet campaign of schmoopiness debuted in Rome.

"All I really know is that the wedding is soon!" Katie's pal, Rock & Republic muckity-muck Andrea Bernholtz, tells the magazine. "They will surprise all of us."

Chimes in another confidante of the conspiracy theory-surrounded couple, "It's going to definitely happen in the next three to six weeks."

And it's Holmes, 27, who is often seen being dragged along by her take-charge fiancé or clinging to his back baby possum-style, who is calling all the vow-swap shots, with some help from her mother, says Us.

"He'll just show up!" says a source. "He really wants this to be about Katie having her dream wedding day."

That fits with what the actress told Cosmo back in 2004, when she was still engaged to Chris Klein: "The woman should be in charge, definitely. You want the wedding to actually happen."

Holmes is expected to wear Giorgio Armani to what a source predicts will be a "simple and elegant" -- and no doubt "amazing" and "magnificent" -- affair. No word on a location (odds are on Los Angeles), but Suri, along with Connor, 11, and Isabella, 13, Cruise's kids with Nicole Kidman, are expected to participate.

"The wedding is still in the planning stages," the newly shaggy banged actor's rep tells the mag. "They're really excited about it. They have always said they will be married by the early fall, and they are still in that window. They can't wait."

Also in "that window," as some suspicious types have pointed out (hey, don't look at us), is the DVD release of the underperforming "Mission: Impossible III," which hits shelves Oct. 30.

Cruise first enthused of the pair's "big big plans" to get hitched almost a year ago, telling "Entertainment Tonight" that it would be a chance for Holmes to get in touch with her inner Da Vinci.

"The thing that I love about Kate is that she's an artist, so she actually loves ribbons and she makes cards and creates art," he gushed. "She loves flowers, and she'll do her own floral arrangements. So it's going to be a lot of fun. It's going to be a celebration."

As for the ceremony itself, speculation is it will be steeped in Scientology, including a possible exchange of rings stamped with a triangular L. Ron Hubbard-approved symbol and a post-"I do" walk across a small bridge, which reportedly serves as a metaphor for the church's path to "total freedom."

According to the New York Post, the service could also include this invocation: "Rejoice you line of struggling life from eons gone, for here again, your track is sped and winged into a future fate by this, the union of a man and woman, crossing this bridge, whose child shall pace a future span."

Speaking of religion, Stephen Baldwin has a message for Cruise: Let's do lunch, with a little scripture on the side.

"On the Hollywood list of people I pray for often, Tom Cruise is probably No. 1," the born-again "Bio-Dome" D-lister tells Radar. "All I have to say to Tom is, God bless ya, I hope you're having fun. But I'd love through Radar magazine to throw a gauntlet down to Mr. Cruise. I'd love to break bread with him and pray with him, and I'd love for the Holy Spirit of God to reveal the truth to him. That would be an awesome thing."

Baldwin, who describes himself as one of the "new breed of Christians" who "are gettin' ready to kick ass in the name of the Kingdom," then beseeches, "Seriously though, can you put us together? Can we get a little sushi together? I'd like to give him a spicy Jesus roll."

Celebrity Babies v. Animal Babies

If they wanted to stay home and take care of their family, then how come they were out alone every other day. That's not staying at home with the "baby".

Tom Cruise Versus Batman

He's too short to play me in a movie.

The First Baby Suri Doll

"Kind of looks like an Asian Tom Cruise."

Brooke Sheilds is a drug addicts

I mean no harm to your planet

I was conceived in a laboratory

Quick! Mommy's escaping!

Naptime! Daddy. Put on Days of Thunder.

The black kid keeps stealing my toys.

If you think my birth was silent, you should have heard the conception.

A Video Of Suri Pictures

"I witnessed it, I was there, I saw it all."

A very normal baby.

"Those are mountains Tom climbed with his family"


Dakota Fanning Is A True Lady

Thank you Peng for opening my eyes about this.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006


Musician Moby has spoken out against Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for using their baby for publicity. "Are you kidding me?" Moby wrote on his blog after the Suri Cruise pictures hit the newsstands in Vanity Fair last week. "Putting your f***ing child on the cover of Vanity Fair? Are they out of their minds? Using a child as a PR prop? Argh. In the grand scheme of things fame pales in comparison to family and child-rearing. I don't know Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, but I really cannot for a second fathom the mindset of parents who would sell pictures of their children and use their children to get better press coverage... I'm sorry, I try not to be too judgmental, but it's gross."

Sunday, September 10, 2006

No, Seriously

I go on vacation. Once a year. Of course. Of COURSE. They break out with the pictures while I'm on vacation.

So, I bet you've seen them and heard all sorts of commentary and crap about how she looks asian and is wearing a wig and totally looks like Katie (and chris klien?).

But, just in case you live under a rock, here are the pictures.

I feel like I've let everyone down. Sorry.