We're Back!
A lot has happened in the past year. Rumor has it that Tom Cruise is trying to have sex with a vagina again, to produce LRon Spawn #2. In the meantime, Kat(i)e and Baby Suri have been sporting disturbingly similar haircuts.
On the Scientology front, an anonymous group is getting more and more braisen in trying to bring the
All that is well and good, but were is our lovely lady Dakota? Not a whole lot. At least, nothing promising. Right now she's supposed to be filming The Secret Life of Bees, but since it will be costarring Queen Latifa, I don't have very high hopes. Also, she's just hitting her "awkward age." But, you can find a fantastic amount of creepy fan "music videos" or Dakota and her younger sister Elle on youtube, created by "young" "female" fans. Sure.
Lovely Dakota indeed.