The "S" Stands for Scientology

The "freezone" also has Message Boards

Dosnt matter if your win is "gee I felt good eough to get my shoes on this morning" to " with my new OT abilities I stopped the onrushing train from hitting the little blind girl" Every now and again we all need alittle help.

Can OT abilities really help you do that?
That SOOOOO explains Superman.

Before I started OT2 I had one dream in my entire life. Since starting OT2 I have been having the most incredible dreams every night! . Castles higher than sky scrapers! Space ships that make star wars movies look like second rate home video! And I, I can't go on really. Not here on an open list especially where there might be catholics lurking. I am starting to become aware that Earth is kind of a small neighborhood if you know what I mean. All my life I was afraid I wasn't going to "make it" out. I've heard a lot of wins about OT3 and OT7. I thought I wouldn't be victorious if I didn't get through 8. I'm only on OT2 but I have to tell you, I'm all the way on the other side now. I find I have no more fears. I am like a baby reaching for a toy where life is concerned. I'm going home, my home, home universe. I have my own house now! I am no longer a guest in someone elses hacienda. If I die tomorrow I'm a winner. The game is over. I can meet people all the way now. I have moved beyond the abbracadabra. I'm even safe. I woke up this morning knowing I wasn't going to hurt myself or anyone else. I have no idea why "cause over life" is reserved for ot7 comps. I'm there all the way. I was all along.

The Scientology Soap Opera

Apparently, there are people who think Scientology isn't strict enough in adhering to LRon's dream.

The International Freezone Association (IFA) is a group of individuals, auditors and groups who believe they should be free to practice the original philosophy of Lafayette Ron Hubbard.

They feel that, since the death of the founder of the movement, the Church of Scientology™ has strayed from the original philosophy and purpose of the group.

As the members of the IFA do not wish to participate in the practice of an altered philosophy they have elected to practice their chosen philosophy independently of the 'official' organisation or church.

ooooh, they have a Constitution!

Members will have no vote in the election of officers.

hmmmm
That the member is not a member of any group opposed to the IFA or any group attempting to disparage, unmock or destroy the IFA at the time of the prospective members application or during the tenure of membership.

So, perhaps we here at SaveDakota shouldn't apply?

Oops.

Sex, Lies, And Cults

An old Penthouse interview with LRon Jr.

in summary:

Scientologists get people to tell them their sexual secrets and then use them as blackmail to keep them in the religion (that way they got more money). They never let them go... back in the 50s they used physical force. The founder of Scientology was crazy as shit, sadistic, and he participated in some sort of mob scene.

Short....like Mr. Cruise

Nicole has a sense of humor over Tom's CRAZY PSYCHO behavior.

iPod sales plummet after being associated with losers and control freaks.

Kabbalah Chameleon

I think we know why Victoria Beckham is no longer Katie's birthing coach.

(Read Article Here)



Nice peice of string, Posh.

Actually, you know what, I'll stand behind this. Kabbalah seems far more benign. I mean, BritBrit and Madonna v. Kirstie Allie and...Kelly Preston?

Go to the winner's circle, Posh. But, before you leave The Church forever, try to take Katie with you.

Plus, it looks like The Church is running out of money. Innnnnteresting....

Oh Those Wacky Cult Members

Want Entry-Level Job in Music Industry or Other Artistic Business
The job can be sweeping the floor or running errands, but I’m looking for an entry-level job in the music industry, an architecture office, film industry or any type of art. I’m 19 years-old and have done a few courses by L. Ron Hubbard. I’m interested in working my way up in your business. I quickly debug computer problems, whether software or hardware and am very computer-literate and Internet-literate. I’m knowledgeable about the alternative teen music scene. I create decorative lettering and posters and am handy at fixing things. I’m conscientious, honest and reliable and will get done what you need doing (except sales) if you have a company in the arts. Zachary Hopkins

Well, hello, Zack. Thanks for posting on Theta Classifieds Dot Com, where Scientologist go to peddle their wares.

For those afraid of tainted pets, there are Scientology approved animals, now with less Thetans!

Yeah Yeah Yeah

So it looks like Katie has definitely succombed to Tom Cruise and The Church of Scientology, and their wacko, woman hating, ways. And the boards can be recycled to be used after the birth. Soon Tom will have them posted around his house with messages such as "Where's my dinner, bitch?", "Do the ironing, and don't complain about it", and "I am not gay, no matter what anyone says, I am not a homo." What a pleasant future young Katie has in store.

(thanks, Celebrity Religion)

PILLOW WATCH

Oh, Trent, I Love Thee

Compare these to the last pictures I posted, taken--at most--three days ago.


where the HECK did her big ole boobs go. Those aren't supposed to disappear before giving birth, are they?


shamelessly ganked from trent.

A Two Day Drop

There is a 1 or two day difference between the top picture and the two lower pictures. That's some FAST belly dropping.

Tom fornicates with couches, Katie gives birth to a pillow.

Parker And Stone Hit Nail On Head

"'For those of you whose Christian toes I may have stepped on, let me take the opportunity to disabuse you of some lovely myths. For instance, the historic Jesus was not nearly the sainted figure has been made out to be. In addition to being a lover of young boys and men, he was given to uncontrollable bursts of temper and hatred that belied the general message of love, understanding and other typical Marcab PR.' - US District Court, Central District of California; Fishman Case No 91-6426 HLH (Tx); Church of Scientology International v. Fishman and Geertz; filed by Steven Fishman on April 9, 1993; Declaration Pgs. 129 - 132. Authored by LRH, Student Briefing, OT VIII, Series 1 course material.

While the Church of Scientology is publicly claiming this document was a forgery, there are two main evidences that it is a genuine writing of L. Ron Hubbard. First, several apostate Scientologists attested to its authenticity. Second, and most convincingly, the Church of Scientology identified it as proprietary and copyrighted C.o.S. material in order to get the judge to seal the record. The judge apparently agreed that it was authentic in his decision to grant their request for sealing the record (the copy of this document was legally made and released prior to the decision to seal). You can view the raw text of this document here: http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Fishman/Declaration/ot8b.html."

Source: http://www.contenderministries.org/mail/10042003hubbard.php

From Their Visit To Yahoo!

This picture is disturbing on so many levels.

I find myself saying that far too much.

BREAKING NEWS

From Trent, at Pink Is The New Blog:

I've received a cryptic message that says that Katie Holmes is rumored to be in Toledo, OH today where she is going to give birth ... apparently, Tom Cruise is on his way. Hmm ... Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were at Yahoo! Headquarters yesterday which I believe is in California. Could Katie have flown all the way home to Toledo to give birth? Is that even allowed this late in a pregnancy? Hmm ... I suppose it is possible if she is, you know, faking the whole thing. I guess we'll have to wait to find out ... let's get to the day's goes ...

Tom Cruise Hates Children

(Read Article Here)

"From a clinical vantage point, our findings suggest that vigorous treatment of depressed mothers to achieve remission is associated with positive outcomes in their children as well, whereas failure to treat depressed mothers may increase the burden of illness in their children," the authors wrote in the March 22 issue of the Journal of the American Medical Association.

"The bottom line message is: mothers who are depressed, go get treated for your depression," said psychiatrist A. John Rush, M.D., of the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center in Dallas, a co-author. "It will help not only you, but your child."

Unless you hate children. Then just take vitamins.

Getting a Woody

Woody Allen is on his third marriage.
Tom Cruise is about to start his third marriage.

Woody Allen never finished college.
Tom Cruise is skating by on only a high school diploma.

Woody Allen has spent at least thirty years undergoing psychoanalysis.
Tom Cruise is a psycho.

Woody Allen married Soon-Yi Previn, the adopted daughter of a woman he was dating.
Tom Cruise, well, is at least smart enough to find someone who looks striking like his adopted daughter to have "consentual heterosexual relations" with. So far.

But, what next, Tom? How far will you go?

Tom: The Latest Woody Allen?

I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

Dreamer

Dreamer's out on DVD today.

Perhaps The Great Man Isn't To Blame

Isaac Hayes did not quit "South Park." My sources say that someone quit it for him.

I can tell you that Hayes is in no position to have quit anything. Contrary to news reports, the great writer, singer and musician suffered a stroke on Jan. 17. At the time it was said that he was hospitalized and suffering from exhaustion.

It’s also absolutely ridiculous to think that Hayes, who loved playing Chef on "South Park," would suddenly turn against the show because they were poking fun at Scientology.
(from here)

Hmmmmmmmm.....

"The Return of Chef!"

New episodes of South Park start tomorrow, with an episode mocking Isaac Hayes' Scientology related quitting of the show entitled "The Return of Chef!"

let's see how he retaliates for this one

This seemingly needless death of a 54-year-old mother of two has prompted Scientology critics to run protests in newspapers regarding the church’s ongoing war against psychiatry and/or any mental health professionals and the treatment and/or counseling they can provide.

The protests are being run in The Buffalo Beast (a weekly paper in Buffalo, NY, where Elli lived), the Spectrum (student newspaper of SUNY Buffalo (Scientology has an office on its campus in a non-university-owned building), and the Jackson Hole Daily, in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

The text of the protest cites actor Tom Cruise by name, due to his hi-profile support and continuing promotion of Scientology. And specifically because of his repeated opposition to mental health professionals and related medications that they can provide.

Cruise once told Today Show host Matt Lauer, “I know that psychiatry is a pseudo-science.”

Later the American Psychiatric Association (APA) called the star’s comments “irresponsible” pointing out that “rigorous, published, peer-reviewed research clearly demonstrates that treatment (of mental illness) works.”

But it’s too late for Elli Perkins, who appears to be a Scientology causality.
(from here)

Travolta Turns Evil/Normal

(Read Article here)



Some Scientology watchers say that John Travolta's decision to play a woman in the John Waters film, “Hairspray,” may go against L. Ron Hubbard's teachings. Travolta will take on the role of middle-aged mom Edna Turnblad, formerly played by gay actors.


L. Ron Hubbard, felt that gays “should be taken from society as rapidly as possible” because “no social order will survive which does not remove these people from its midst.” He probably would not have liked Travolta dressed in drag as Edna Turnblad.


“If Hubbard had historically had his way there would be no John Waters films in America and no gay actors to play the part of Edna Turnblad, which would of course leave Mr. Travolta with no new character role," said Rick Ross on Cultnews.com.

Well, Cruise is pretty much out of society too, right?

"Happy Couple"

I was at the baseball game yesterday where Tom and Katie were in Anaheim and I was in the suite next to them where it's separated by like a glass wall. Needless to say I was more interested in them then the game! These 2 only kissed when the "KissKam" came over to them and they were featured on the big screens, after that she got up and moved back to the couch where she was sitting before and stayed there for the WHOLE game! They didn't even walk out together! Tom was more interested in his blackberry and Katie was reading InStyle pretty much the whole time.

That Is The Least Convincing Bump I've Ever Seen

I think we're back to FakeKatie in public again.

Note to Tom: Making out with your Baby's Mama while your kids are in the room is in very poor taste.

Is Tom Cruise Mentally Retarded?

This makes Katie Holmes look like effing HEMINGWAY.

Wow.

Filler

I Didn't Know They Made Male Pillows

Apparently, the evil demon alien pillow is male.

Hopefully he'll take after papa Sears, and not mamma Roebuck.

Tom And Katie....ALREADY MARRIED?

TomKat, who met a few months earlier, are said to have exchanged rings emblazoned with triangular Scientology symbols during a Caribbean cruise aboard the sect's ship the Freewinds, reports the New York Daily News.

Katie Holmes' Catholic family was reportedly not present, but is due to attend their "official" wedding later this year.

from here

Goddamn hippies.

No Promotions For You! NEXT!

Thanks to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes won't be doing any publicity for her new film "Thank You for Smoking." She skipped the press junket screenings, passed on last night's swell premiere at the Museum of Modern Art and has already said ‘no' to the Los Angeles premiere later this week.
(from The Nation Alledger)

Just a Thought

Yesterday WAS the birthday of LRon Hubbard.

Has anyone seen Katie today?

Alien reincarnation, what?

Ahh, But Was It RealKatie?

PerezHilton.com brings us the continuing story of the TomKat break-up.

While thought to be just another stupid rumor, there is now further proof of the truth of the matter.



Tom & Katie have been having trouble keeping their alleged facade going and got into a huge fight in public, at a basketball game where Cruise's daughter was playing.

"They had no clue a photographer was there [inside the game]," reports Life & Style about the argument.

Tom is said to want custody of the child because he is concerned that Katie won't raise it as a Scientologist.

"For him to ask Katie to give up custody is just horrible," says a friend of the couples. "It just reinforces her attitude that he only cares about himself."

In fact, according to TomKat's pals, "Katie is so turned off by Tom and his lifestyle, she's almost ready to make a clean break."

Please, please, go home RealKatie, go away FakeKatie, and someone, please verify that Nicole is actually okay, and not locked up in som bunker.

It's About Time

'Chef' quits South Park after telling Tom Cruise 'I can't quit you.'

Stone told The AP he and co-creator Trey Parker “never heard a peep out of Isaac in any way until we did Scientology. He wants a different standard for religions other than his own, and to me, that is where intolerance and bigotry begin.”

whatever.

I mean, Chef, the character, talked about Scientology before on the show, and never said a word;

Stan: You mean there's actually people who dedicate their life to sticking their hands up somebody's ass?
Chef: That's right.

He also condoned drug use:

Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college.

And had no problem discussing the non-LRon-God:

Stan : "Why would God let Kenny die, Chef? Why? Kenny's my friend. Why can't God take someone else's friend?"
Chef : "Stan, sometimes God takes those closest to us, because it makes him feel better about himself. He is a very vengeful God, Stan. He's all pissed off about something we did thousands of years ago. He just can't get over it, so he doesn't care who he takes. Children, puppies, it don't matter to him, so long as it makes us sad. Do you understand?"
Stan : "But then, why does God give us anything to start with?"
Chef : "Well, look at it this way: if you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop. Then you take it away. If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, then you would have nothin' to cry about. That's like God, who gives us life and love and help just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our tears. You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great power."

I guess he's finally under Cruise Control.

NotKatie is Back On Show

You know, I think I figured it out. NotKatie is heavier, and SHORTER.

That explains this:

As usual, there was plenty of TomKat PDA, with a spywitness telling the Insider, "Tom couldn't stop kissing Katie's forehead."

How else could he reach, even with his big ole heels, unless the NotKatie is a few inches shorter than the RealKatie.

Also per usual, the expectant parents (due-date predictions range from any second now to early May, although conspiracy theorists are pulling for March 13 -- the birthday of L. Ron Hubbard) never strayed far from one another, even when nature called.

Fox News' Roger Friedman reports Tom escorted Katie to a far-off ladies' room, a trip that involved the closing of fire doors and the raising of a partition so that she "could be unimpeded in her toilette."

At least he's treating NotKatie with the same overlording "care" he treated RealKatie.

But, now, we have Nicole AND RealKatie missing.

I hope Dakota's somewhere safe.

I Am So Right

I've been saying it for almost a month.

Something is very very wrong.

Either scientology causes horrible facial changes, or these are not the people we think them to be.

Maybe Tom found some pregnant look alike, so belly slips could occur?

I smell something rotton in the state of Denmark.

something wicked this way comes.

Tom looks calm and collected, Katie looks scared as shit, and NICOLE IS MISSING.

Something is VERY VERY WRONG.

HOLY MERKIN, BATMAN

I have always wanted to act ever since I was a little girl. I would put a blanket under my shirt and pretend that I was pregnant. Then, I would go through childbirth.
--Dakota Fanning

Hey, Katie does the same thing!

NEAR-EXCLUSIVE: First Sonogram!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We here at SaveDakota have received a near-exclusive pictures of the Holmes/Cruise sonogram.

Color us shocked.


(also seen here)

Keith Urban = My New Hero

Urban alledgedly mocks Tom Cruise.

The country hunk apparently mocks Cruise in private, poking fun at his acting and of course mimicking his couch jumping antics from last year's Oprah and Jay Leno appearances.

GO HOME, KATIE. GO HOME.

Katie Holmes reportedly is near a breakdown as her due date nears. And a report says it's not just the hormones and the nerves of giving birth for the first time. The problem is with the daddy-to-be.

Well, DUH.

Tom recently told the fabulous Katie Holmes that he hired several midwives to help deliver her baby at his Beverly Hills home.

Her reported reaction - she broke down crying.

And then he slapped her and called her his beardbitch.

With no one left to turn to, a sobbing Katie recently caller her mom, Kathleen, the report claims and she reassured Katie that she would always be loved and supported by her family and was welcome to come home to Toledo, Ohio to give birth.

“Her talk did a lot of good,” says the first insider.

GO HOME, KATIE. GO HOME.

You Know, He Deserves To Be Picked On

It appears Tom is worried that Nicole might bring some stability in the lives of their children.

The kids will be fine. If they can handle little brother or sister from their unmarried father and his girlfriend they can surely handle Nicole marrying a fab guy like Keith.

The report says Nicole gave Tom the same response. "She basically told Tom to mind his own business," the insider dished.

Since TC is so Clearly Gay, a Cowboy "Roundup" Reference Might Be Appropriate Here

Tom Cruise Reportedly Low On Cash

Fanning Is Still A Girl At Heart. That's no reason to BadTouch her, Cruise.

Holmes Wants Wax Robot SideKick, Not Human Handler

Katie Misses Hetero Male Attention

Tom and KatieKate Hire Andy Dick As Wedding Planner

Well, a girl can dream

All Kinds Of Crazy

Katie? There are no words.

Scientology At The Oscars

"And that is why I think Scientology is right, not just for this city, but for the country."

Oh, Jon Stewart, we love you.

Where, I ask, were KatieKate and Tom?

Well, since both of their recent movies were shlock, they weren't allowed anywhere near the Oscars. Actually, neither were Kirstie Alley, Travolta & Wife, or that guy who played Hyde and his brother.

Scientology was severly lacking in representation at the Oscars.

Why?

Scientologists don't find Jon Stewart funny.

aka

Scientologists lack an intelligent sense of humor.

Which explains so very, very much.

Further Proof Of The Pillow

During the later stages of pregnancy (the third trimester) it is unsafe to submerge yourself (especially in sea water) due to a risk of infection. There is a mucous plug covering your cervix and protecting the baby that can be dislodged at that point. IF it is, bacteria can leach into the uterus contaminating the baby. In addition, if the mucous plug dislodges, your water breaks and you go into labor prematurely. You're not even allowed to take a bath towards the end. It's showers only. A bacterial infection could kill the baby.

So, you want to fly, risk infection, squeeze it out, leave it alone for a day, then feed it some weird honey concoction?

Is there is a real baby in there, it's not going to last long with those "parenting" skills.

So, because I'm very anti-fetus/child endangerment, I sincerly hope that girl is NOT pregnant.

Richie Wears More Convincing Pregnant Suit Than Holmes

which is just SAD.

Yet Another Proposed Weeding Date

First it was October 21st. Then it was New Year's Eve. Then it was July 7th.

Now, the theory is, July 4th.

Hey, Tom, you have a lot of money. Trying to save on a fireworks display just seems lame.

Besides, I think KatieKate will know that they aren't just for her.

(guess what: There was a possible 4th of July wedding last year, too)

Please, Share My Crape Sit With The World

So, yesterday, someone left the BEST DAMN COMMENT EVER.

And this is what I think of you the person that mad this gay, fouking, crape web sit ok. Her goes I’m going to tell you what I think I think you’re a Jules girl that wants Dakota fanning all to your self. But the sad thing is your never going to meet her. but I did I got to talk to her about the next movie she’s planning on doing in the future . The movie is called the secret life of bees. She seed she, s not shore if she’s going to do the movie. When she sad that I told he that I read the book and sad to her that if she does the movie she could get a nominated
At the academe award or just think she could win award. Now this is what I have to tell you and I don’t car you don’t have to believe me. When I tell you this but I told Dakota about your crape sit.

I'm not shore if I should take it seriously, but, well, we are a Crape Sit. What can I say?

Oh, and the follow up might be even better:
Sorry about the spelling I for got to use spell check on my computer.

My ass hurts from all the crape sitting.